
From The Food Court
What are your thoughts on animal testing?
Would you rather... With no experience whatsoever and with your life depending on a finish in the top half of the field, have to be a jockey in the Kentucky Derby -or- a driver in the Indy 500?
- Mood:
indifferent - Music:"Celebrity" by Barenaked Ladies

Comments
No experience? Jockey, it's an animal, you can "communicate" or something, plus if you fall off, at least you don't die... oh wait, you said I'd have to be in the top half? Derby, if you die, it's fast and quick...
I used to be really against animal testing because I thought it was horrible for the animals, but now I just think, "You know, there are so many people who would be willing to test products like that for money, and if what they're making is so bad that it's giving animals cancer and shit, shouldn't they know not to put poisonous/harmful things in their products, anyway? And hey, if nobody wants to do testing on themselves for money, there are a whole bunch of worthless people in our jails that would be wonderful test subjects."
Kentucky Derby.
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As for the would you rather, I would rather race the indy 500. One big crash as long as I can avoid it could put me in the top half of the field. Plus there are way more cars in the indy 500 than horses in the Kentucky Derby, I like my odds, and not having to depend on the horse to get me there.